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18 May 2006

Oh To, Oh To Be, Oh To Be A Gooner


I don't think I've ever been prouder to be a fan of the Arsenal FC. The Gunners lost their first ever Champions League final 2-1 to a diving Barcelona team, aided by a Norwegian officiating crew. However, the Gunners played their hearts out and left absolutely everything on the pitch.

Arsenal nearly took a lead just 4 minutes into the match. Henry had a fantastic chance but it wasn't to be. Barcelona drove forward in the 17th minute. Eto'o broke free of Arsenal's defense and appeared to get past Lehmann, but Germany's new #1 took down Eto'o by the ankle. Although Barca appeared to score on the play, the referees ruled the ball was dead and Lehmann would be sent off. He was the first player to be given the red card in a European final.



Although the score was still level at 0-0, Arsenal were down to 10 men. Manuel Almunia came in to replace Lehmann and Frenchman Robert Pires was taken out just 19 minutes into what will probably be his last game in Arsenal colours.

Barcelona went on the attack, but were stifled nicely by Arsenal's defence and Almunia, who started his outing looking very sharp. Then in the 37th minute, Arsenal had a free kick from just outside the box. The ball went up, and was headed in by Sol Cambell who seemed to jump 20 feet in the air to knock it into the net. 1-0 to the Arsenal.



Barcelona still attempted to press their advantage. The end of the second half saw them an almost constant threat to score an equalizer. Being down to 10 men, and with the lead, Arsenal had little choice but to play a very defensive and conservative brand of football. It worked out nicely for most of the match, but it would be their undoing.

The second half began where the first ended, with Barcelona attacking. The Arsenal defense remained stalwart, and Ronaldhino fucking up every time he had the ball in the box helped Arsenal's cause. My eyes were glued to the clock, hoping and praying Arsenal could hang on.

The Gunners actually had some golden opportunities to score an insurance goal. Henry and Ljunberg had strikes of lightning, but Victor Valdes kept it a 1-0 game. Arsenal were impeded offensively by their conservative play. They had little choice. They couldn't send too many men forward because they only had 10 men on the pitch.

Arsenal held on valiantly, but eventually they were exhausted. Playing defensive football against a team like Barcelona (a team which doesn't make it easy to play that way thanks to their diving abilities) would wear down any team. Barcelona eventually shot home 2 goals in 4 minutes to go up 2-1 and claim the Champions League title.

Arsenal hadn't allowed a goal in 995 minutes of Champions League play. That record will most likely stand forever. The Arsenal beat Ajax, Sparta Prague, FC Thun, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Villareal.

Arsenal played with such heart whilst Barcelona played with unchecked aggressiveness allowed by a Norwegian officiating crew which originally included a linesman that was replaced because of a photograph of him in a Barca kit.

Arsenal captain Thierry Henry complained about how beat up his ankles were thanks to Barcelona defenders. Strangely enough, Henry was given a yellow card after a Barca player kicked HIM!

Well, the match is over, and although Arsenal may have been given the short end of the stick, the score will remain 2-1 and Barcelona will keep the European Cup.

However, Arsenal's impressive display of football in Europe will not be forgotten. Until this season, Arsenal had always been a joke in the Champions League. Next season, we will be a contender.

Oh, and this is just in, Thierry Henry reportedly will remain with the Arsenal. He will soon sign a 4 year deal with the North London giants as they open their new stadium in Ashburton Grove. Having the best player in the world is always a plus, and he really seemed to fit into the role of Captain as the season progressed.

After watching Arsenal's valiant effort in the Champions League, I've never been prouder to be a Gooner.

08 May 2006

Arsenal Leapfrog Tottenham, Nab Final CL Spot


In order to ensure a place in the 2007 Champions' League by finishing 4th in the EPL, Arsenal FC needed a victory and a Tottenham draw or loss. Or, a draw, and a Tottenham loss.

Arsenal left no doubt and made it very clear they'd finish 4th with a 4-2 victory over Wigan Athletic. Tottenham also demonstrated their Tottenhamedness by failing miserably when it matters most. They lost 1-2 to West Ham United and will be playing in the UEFA Cup next season.

Arsenal got on top early when Pires scored 8 minutes into the final match at Highbury. Wigan got it back 2 minutes later, however. Wigan took a 2-1 lead 34 minutes in, but Thierry Henry equalized in the next minute.

Both the Arsenal and Tottenham matches were even at half-time. Henry gave Arsenal a 3-2 lead after the restart and later added a penalty to make it 4-2.

Henry also won the Golden Boot for the 2005-06 season. He scored 27 goals in the English League and 33 overall (so far). He is the best player in the world, I don't care what anyone says about Ronaldo. Ronaldo may be the best finisher in the world, but Henry can create his own opportunities AND finish them AND create a great many opportunities for other players. He's Ronaldo and Ronaldhino in one. Plus he can free kick as good as David Beckham.

Chelsea, Man United, Liverpool, and Arsenal will be going to the Champions League next season. Tottenham will go to the UEFA Cup. Birmingham, Sunderland, and West Brom were relegated to the Championship. Reading and Sheffield United will be promoted to the Premiership. They'll be joined by one of the following teams: Preston North End, Crystal Palace, Leeds United, and Watford.

Also, congratulations to one of my favorite clubs, Boston United FC finished 11th in League Two. BUFC gained entrance to The Conference in 1999, won it two seasons later, and advanced into what is now League Two. They'll be contending for the Champions' League title in 2050.